Uh, what.

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/26/2016 at 12:16 • Filed to: None

Dat spoiler angle, too

DISCUSSION (21)

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 12:20

Is adding false lips to a rim a thing now?

I bet this guy will be very popular at the Wörthersee with these on his Lupo, though.

MonkeePuzzle > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 12:22

STILL stretched, but at least adding a fake lip is a marginally better option to get the look

BringBackTheCommodore > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 12:24

That’s the newest upgrade to allow vehicles to ride railroad tracks.

Xyl0c41n3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 12:24

Why????

I don’t understand people sometimes.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > BringBackTheCommodore
07/26/2016 at 12:28

With that function in mind, I’d almost buy some.

EL_ULY > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 12:28

Nice floor and door

citizennick > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
07/26/2016 at 12:29

Reminds me of back in the day when slamming trucks was cool. And then it became so accessible and easy to do so it wasn’t cool anymore. I’m by no means saying stretched tires/stance was ever cool, but maybe this will kill the game.

Berang > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 12:30

The same guy that told me rotary engines suck also told me I need to respect this car.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Xyl0c41n3
07/26/2016 at 12:32

or ever. people suck.

Xyl0c41n3 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
07/26/2016 at 12:36

I just don’t get why people modify their cars in ways that reduce their functionality, especially if the car is their daily.

Cambered and stretched? Why? You’re reducing the lifespan of your tires. Stance? Why? You’re going to ruin the crap out of the underside of your car.

Like... I’ve got the one car and I live in Texas, where everything is approximately 4551231235457712312 miles apart. If my car is out of commission, I’m fucked.

I dunno. Maybe I’m just an old. Heh.

Tekamul > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 12:38

Pop out windows : YES

Everything else here : NO

Stevo777 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 12:50

https://www.instagram.com/cgod_zak/

that guys instagram

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
07/26/2016 at 12:52

I hope it isn’t, and I hope this is satire.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > BringBackTheCommodore
07/26/2016 at 12:52

cotd

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Berang
07/26/2016 at 12:54

Rotary engines suck.

Then squish

Then bang

Then blow (the apex seals)

But you probably shouldn’t respect this car. I’m hoping this car is a joke and not taken seriously .

Textured Soy Protein > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 13:32

This car makes me want to punch things.

TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 13:43

I don’t get stretched tires? Is this because you can’t afford the proper size for the rim? Or because the size you want would make them rub? I am not trying to belittle on the people who do this, I just have literally no idea why you would destroy the dynamics of your car on purpose.

If someone could fill me in, that would be great.

Also, those rims are a bad idea.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 14:08

That is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. The next time somebody tells me ‘there are many styles, respect them all’ I’m going to unfold the copy of this picture I’ll carry in my pocket the rest of my life, shove it in their face, and scream “HOW?!? HOW DO I RESPECT THIS?!?! TELL ME HOW!!!”

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW!
07/26/2016 at 14:11

I believe it started off as “I just bought wider wheels but I can’t afford tires yet, I’ll just stretch my old ones on there for now.”. Either that or “My tires are rubbing on my fender on my lowered car, I’ll just get skinnier tires that won’t rub.” Either way something borne out of a penny-pinching move turned into a subculture.

Dru > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/26/2016 at 14:13

You know that scene in star wars where R2 makes all those beeping sounds which crescendo into a faint whine/groan and then he falls over?

That was me in my office chair just now.

Rykilla303 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/27/2016 at 14:06

Do not like. But then again, it is a person enjoying their car in their own way... more power to them.